Sunday, February 12, 2006

Woman With Girdle Poem About




Women are a wonderful thing. I love all women! They come in all models: high, low, lean, fat, blondes, brunettes, redheads, sexy, shy, cows, holy, old, young, enterprising, obedient ... in short, everything and more. Another cool is that ultimately are not very different from cars, in fact you can even trick: change the colors of hair, swelling breasts, making them thinner, make them more meat ... In short, the imagination reigns supreme in this field.

The beauty We do not always agree on the beauty (inner and outer) of the women, and this is a very good thing! In this way everyone has what he wants. The media bombard us with a unique model of woman (the photo of this post sums up very well), this is bad for me: I really do not care about the sacrifices that a girl wants to do (and not "must do") to look like this model, I care a lot about the girls who manage to look like this stereotype. Feeling pussies and want these women are expected on a pedestal, and best of all. We must reduce emissions. When you answer wrong, or when you realize that you offend are not the best, and often throw up their hands, knowing that I am protected by that "Women do not beat even with a flower.. "Let me tell you a secret, please do not raccontatelo around: that this is no longer valid since the revolution of women 60-70 years. This, to you, I will not ever tell you? This is impotrande follow this blog . Let me explain why: the feminism focused, essentially, in asserting (correctly) the rights of women and make him acquire new ones. What nobody says , is that with the acquisition of new rights will automatically acquire new responsibilities. Women want equal rights? They will also have equal obligations! So if a mast step on me or I have the c. .. right to take the blows and she has the duty to take.

And 'our fault Admittedly, we who have wanted women. In a famous sacred text (of which I refuse to pronounce the name), tells the story of one Adam. As we have taught catechism, Adam was lonely, went to the boss, and asked if he could do something. As written in the ancient texts, the Premier took a rib and created Eve to keep him company. What the ancient texts leave out is what happened after Adam, who was ignorant about women (of course, women did not exist), took Eve, and happily he returned home. After 10 minutes the first woman in history, opened his mouth. Adam darted away like a hare, went to the Boss, and claims to get his rib. The Premier, angry dall'insolenza Adam said, "you have a bicycle? Time pedals." Discouraged our pet returned home. The days passed, Adam despair did the only thing possible at the time: as the EIST not work, he found himself a hobby, and invented the wheel. Time passed inexorably, the news became monotonous, and the joy of having someone next became despair. One day Eva began to break early in the morning, Adam was tired, as it passed through the night to invent the bicycle, took despair tried something desperately to be put into the mouth of Eve to keep her quiet, not finding anything at hand, did the only thing that Come to mind because he had a rod between her legs that did not need to anything decided to place it in your mouth Eve. Adam knew of pleasant sensations from this act aroused anger, and so was born the blowjob ... but that's another story.

Courting a woman During many discussions about the courtship with my peers, I noticed that many of them like courting women: the feeling, the thrill, the actual capture of a woman makes them happy and satisfied. Personally I hate the stage of courtship. From my point of view, a court woman is a waste of time, I have more important things to do, such as playing with a PlayStation 2 or smoking a cigarette. I can not imagine why I should do it: if I like a girl like me and you, for what reason I have to court her dark (and then spend my precious time), take it out, my financial resources to draw on her , do the sweet guy, praising its quality, expect an answer, without having the only thing I want in return? The most common response is, "but I do not know you and I have to think ...". This, my readers, is called exploitation of male ! How c. .. or time it takes to decide such a thing? The average time is 5 minutes of my decisions. A one time it took me 2 hours to make a decision, it was when I had to decide which car I wanted to buy. For a woman is different. When asked: "Do you want to go out one of these days?", The answer to this question is simple: "I do not know, I have to think.." Some of you, dear readers, have you ever asked a girl, in response to this classic statement: "Well, how long do you need?" Well gentlemen, I did ... their average response is "uh?" mmmm ... I do not know ... ... ... ... ... ... (a cigarette and a half hours) ... ... .. . ... ... ... ... (when I arrived at the 4th last cigarette:) a week. " ATTACK NUCLEAR POWER IS DECIDED IN A WEEK! Since smoking is prohibited in public places, I always take the girl out to ask how long they need to decide, otherwise I think it crazy.

Relations between men and women: This point is very complex, and only addresses one small aspect of the problem. We try to answer a simple question: How many women should attend one man?
Let's start with an assumption: if the woman attends most men is a bitch (if the street from free), a whore (if requires a fee), a bitch (if you go with anyone but you). If a man attends more women at the same time is great. From my point of view, to attend more than one woman at the same time is a cost in money and time too high, I'd rather spend my money on cartons of cigarettes, alcohol, and PC hardware. I'm for the concept "a woman at a time." This does not mean that critical that the boys can attend more women at the same time, but simply that I admire them for their desire. I want to clarify (and close this post here) that I adore and admire TrTr also, because I think their desire to be like the butterflies to land on each pistil and they have to shoot, is a public service to society is absolutely necessary .

There is much more to say about women, but I prefer to talk a little at a time ...

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