The University is a breeding ground for spammers as is Jamaica for marijuana. Every person knows in his unconscious, since issuing the first breath in this world, what is a spammer: scassacazzi worthy of a Guinness Book of Records! As mentioned above one of the many habitats in which this creauta proliferation, as well as the Internet, is the University. Let's look at a spammer in its natural environment and its behavior.
creature: Each animal in this world has these prerequisites: drinks, eats and fucks (or at least I would!). The spammer, fortunately for us, no! Well the spammer being a body mutant mutative certainly because of our Western civilization, does not reproduce (happens a speech like that when they mate a donkey and a mare, a mule is out, but the latter being a mutant is not sterile and you can play). That should tell you that this is one of my greatest fears is that my son is born when you turn into a spammer. Another peculiarity of this genetic error is hunting. Each species has its own technique that is used to obtain food. The spammer does not hunt humans to eat them, hunt them to break the balls with inane advertising, flyers, and to offer you everything and only what you, the poor victims, do not give a damn.
The Hunt: The spammer is an animal that uses the tactic dell'appostamento: prefer crowded places, but places where people gather (the plague in the blood), but those places where there is a large continuous influx of people to a confined space, such as the entrance to the university restaurant (see photo). This kind of abortion is not very smart, you can tell from his limited vocabulary, which includes only the chorus (not exceeding 10 words) of what is spamming, I challenge any of you in a tackle spammers and take some simple question about what is spamming around, and frightened him to death, if the will, will run like hell. Just today, on my way to the canteen, there were two posted at the entrance. I was in a panic. I had just lit a cigarette, and because of the anti-smoking law celebrolesi those designed by the Ministry of Health, which both evangelize this damn law, are secluded but just start snorting coke like a vacuum cleaner for industrial purposes, I was in front of a hard choice: throw the beloved drug and escape, or surrender and be captured by spammers? I'm stuck. I was still at a safe distance, and I had yet seen. Click a picture. I see. 'S the end. Like two pikachu crazy facts are to me and LSD with a mechanical tone continue to repeat endlessly: "beerasmus tonight ... tonight ... tonight beerasmus beerasmus ...". I'm going to make me under when all of a sudden comes the usual train of students who finished the lessons, the two pikachu psychopaths, who are lured by the number of people as a kid in full blast hormone from porn magazines, head for the students.
How to protect yourself from spammers: It 's very difficult, we could say that it is almost impossible to do it individually. Every time he pulls down a spammer in two other people change, like a virus is difficult to be defeated. In my opinion the only way to eradicate this infection is to ask the Italian Government to enact a law for the indiscriminate killing of any kind of spammers they are (real people, or on the internet). For this UnivTrash staff asks you to kindly sign this petition against spammers .
creature: Each animal in this world has these prerequisites: drinks, eats and fucks (or at least I would!). The spammer, fortunately for us, no! Well the spammer being a body mutant mutative certainly because of our Western civilization, does not reproduce (happens a speech like that when they mate a donkey and a mare, a mule is out, but the latter being a mutant is not sterile and you can play). That should tell you that this is one of my greatest fears is that my son is born when you turn into a spammer. Another peculiarity of this genetic error is hunting. Each species has its own technique that is used to obtain food. The spammer does not hunt humans to eat them, hunt them to break the balls with inane advertising, flyers, and to offer you everything and only what you, the poor victims, do not give a damn.
The Hunt: The spammer is an animal that uses the tactic dell'appostamento: prefer crowded places, but places where people gather (the plague in the blood), but those places where there is a large continuous influx of people to a confined space, such as the entrance to the university restaurant (see photo). This kind of abortion is not very smart, you can tell from his limited vocabulary, which includes only the chorus (not exceeding 10 words) of what is spamming, I challenge any of you in a tackle spammers and take some simple question about what is spamming around, and frightened him to death, if the will, will run like hell. Just today, on my way to the canteen, there were two posted at the entrance. I was in a panic. I had just lit a cigarette, and because of the anti-smoking law celebrolesi those designed by the Ministry of Health, which both evangelize this damn law, are secluded but just start snorting coke like a vacuum cleaner for industrial purposes, I was in front of a hard choice: throw the beloved drug and escape, or surrender and be captured by spammers? I'm stuck. I was still at a safe distance, and I had yet seen. Click a picture. I see. 'S the end. Like two pikachu crazy facts are to me and LSD with a mechanical tone continue to repeat endlessly: "beerasmus tonight ... tonight ... tonight beerasmus beerasmus ...". I'm going to make me under when all of a sudden comes the usual train of students who finished the lessons, the two pikachu psychopaths, who are lured by the number of people as a kid in full blast hormone from porn magazines, head for the students.
How to protect yourself from spammers: It 's very difficult, we could say that it is almost impossible to do it individually. Every time he pulls down a spammer in two other people change, like a virus is difficult to be defeated. In my opinion the only way to eradicate this infection is to ask the Italian Government to enact a law for the indiscriminate killing of any kind of spammers they are (real people, or on the internet). For this UnivTrash staff asks you to kindly sign this petition against spammers .
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