Aliens ... What the hell can you say about aliens? Everything and nothing. Why? Because everybody talks about but no one has ever seen one. I believe that there's extra-terrestrials, I think this is very clear. To tell you why I believe I am referring to a "legendary" movie Contact sentence: "If we had just us, it would be a waste of space."
Aliens on Earth: First, when I got the sock idea (by mistake) to write this post, I wondered: "An alien who the hell are you doing on earth?". A priori impossible that I came to see the episodes of "Friends" led by the husband of Maureen Costanzo, and since it travels through space, and belongs to a breed evolved, I refuse to believe that it is on Earth in order to subscribe to the "Big Brother". Having said that I read a bit 'of stuff on the habits of the aliens on the Internet (Google knows everything), and I hear that after all is an alien on Earth does things so strange: it is a ride to Earth by visiting some niche, some process fucks girl, sometimes you press against something with the ship, and returns to his home. In short, the ship belonging to this is a real tourist!
Kidnapping: A classic stories on the so-called alien abduction is sexual: in few words of the victims say they were raped and abducted by aliens to cross the two breeds. I do not know if you've ever noticed, but all those who say they were abducted by aliens, are never beautiful maidens in heat, but married women in their forties or girls who look like frogs with malaria. Now I will tell you how it went: Let's say you are a group of aliens, did you just graduate of your university and your parents will pay a trip to Earth. Take their spaceship and head for your trip. Arriving on Earth inbucate you to a party and you drain all the delicacies that the blue planet we sell. You are finished, can not do even to stand up with your small body and rickety. At some point you see something you pick up and drag you out, takes you to the spaceship of your parents that you have parked in the back. You do not understand a shit. Do not you realize if you're fucking a girl or a hole in the tank of the ship, but all that you do not mind. The next morning stoned means turn on the TV and see a father with a shotgun incazzado like a bee near a lot of radioactive waste that poses as a girl who says she was raped and abducted by aliens on a spaceship. We would laugh, and then realize that YOU are the ones they are talking about. Have you made 6 billion miles into deep space making you two balls as big as a house to be raped by a fart solidified ...
This is the great truth of the facts, I refuse to believe that an alien will face 6 billion kilometers to fuck an avalanche of flesh with spots! If you have never made sexual relations between races, the aliens were to be raped!
Ufo fallen to Earth: You hear a lot about UFO falling to Earth. Everyone talks about it but nobody has ever provided evidence. I do not care whether it is true that the spaceships have crashed on Earth, we put the absurd to be true, what I wonder is how can it happened. If the Aston alien aliens there were scientists, and serious people, I think this could not happen. From my point of view, sometimes it happens that some alien drink a bit 'too much, maybe he was competing with another ship loses control, and press against a mountain. I already imagine the scene that all concerned by the ship goes down, look at the damage, he puts his hands on his head, and think how to explain to his parents that he demolished the ship.
Tests sull'esitenza aliens: I think the evidence is not there. According to you, if you are accused of rape on a planet that is not yours, you know you have a high probability of having to marry that stinky box masquerading as a female entity, you would find there? I asked them to take what's left of my dignity, mounted on my ship and fly out hoping not to be taken for qlo for life!
I close this post with a thought:
"The aliens never came to Earth. Because they know the existence of Chuck Norris!"
Aliens on Earth: First, when I got the sock idea (by mistake) to write this post, I wondered: "An alien who the hell are you doing on earth?". A priori impossible that I came to see the episodes of "Friends" led by the husband of Maureen Costanzo, and since it travels through space, and belongs to a breed evolved, I refuse to believe that it is on Earth in order to subscribe to the "Big Brother". Having said that I read a bit 'of stuff on the habits of the aliens on the Internet (Google knows everything), and I hear that after all is an alien on Earth does things so strange: it is a ride to Earth by visiting some niche, some process fucks girl, sometimes you press against something with the ship, and returns to his home. In short, the ship belonging to this is a real tourist!
Kidnapping: A classic stories on the so-called alien abduction is sexual: in few words of the victims say they were raped and abducted by aliens to cross the two breeds. I do not know if you've ever noticed, but all those who say they were abducted by aliens, are never beautiful maidens in heat, but married women in their forties or girls who look like frogs with malaria. Now I will tell you how it went: Let's say you are a group of aliens, did you just graduate of your university and your parents will pay a trip to Earth. Take their spaceship and head for your trip. Arriving on Earth inbucate you to a party and you drain all the delicacies that the blue planet we sell. You are finished, can not do even to stand up with your small body and rickety. At some point you see something you pick up and drag you out, takes you to the spaceship of your parents that you have parked in the back. You do not understand a shit. Do not you realize if you're fucking a girl or a hole in the tank of the ship, but all that you do not mind. The next morning stoned means turn on the TV and see a father with a shotgun incazzado like a bee near a lot of radioactive waste that poses as a girl who says she was raped and abducted by aliens on a spaceship. We would laugh, and then realize that YOU are the ones they are talking about. Have you made 6 billion miles into deep space making you two balls as big as a house to be raped by a fart solidified ...
This is the great truth of the facts, I refuse to believe that an alien will face 6 billion kilometers to fuck an avalanche of flesh with spots! If you have never made sexual relations between races, the aliens were to be raped!
Ufo fallen to Earth: You hear a lot about UFO falling to Earth. Everyone talks about it but nobody has ever provided evidence. I do not care whether it is true that the spaceships have crashed on Earth, we put the absurd to be true, what I wonder is how can it happened. If the Aston alien aliens there were scientists, and serious people, I think this could not happen. From my point of view, sometimes it happens that some alien drink a bit 'too much, maybe he was competing with another ship loses control, and press against a mountain. I already imagine the scene that all concerned by the ship goes down, look at the damage, he puts his hands on his head, and think how to explain to his parents that he demolished the ship.
Tests sull'esitenza aliens: I think the evidence is not there. According to you, if you are accused of rape on a planet that is not yours, you know you have a high probability of having to marry that stinky box masquerading as a female entity, you would find there? I asked them to take what's left of my dignity, mounted on my ship and fly out hoping not to be taken for qlo for life!
I close this post with a thought:
"The aliens never came to Earth. Because they know the existence of Chuck Norris!"
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